Great Danes
- Me: Matt's become obsessed with getting an SUV since we're getting a small horse soon.
- Andrew: Ah yes, the Above-Average Danes.
- Me: What?
- Andrew: Well, some people call them great but I'm not convinced.
- Me: Joke's on you, they're not even Danish. They're a German breed. And "Above-Average German" seems like fighting words.
