You know when someone says a joke and then you try to continue that joke, but apparently it was only a joke when they said it? And then everything goes awry, but of course its 100% your fault? Yeah. That.
So you’re one friend down and possibly another one because no one can use their words? So yeah. If anyone else is in need of a verbal punching bag (aha! That’s actually a pun in this situation!), I’m the girl for the job apparently.
I’ve invested in many bottles of wine. Really. Let’er rip.
It’s been a wonderful week. I expect I should get hit by a transport truck tomorrow morning just to cap it off.
Oh, but it’d all be 100% my fault.